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Monthly Archives: September 2011
The Secret Diary of James Haskell (IQ 25 1/2). Date: 30th September
The time for battle is nearly upon us. The swarthy band of unwashed miscreants from North of the Border are waiting for us, and I can tell you I can feel the DOMINATION lust rising in every fibre of my … Continue reading
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Tagged Apologies to Kipling, Crap Poetry, Doggerel, DOMINATION, James Haskell, Rugby, Satire, the Rugby World Cup
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The Secret Diary of James Haskell (IQ 25 1/2). Date: 29th September
It’s been an interesting 24 hours in the life of THE BIG BRAND. I’m settling into life down here rather well, as you can tell from the picture, and Dylan says that I fit right in, and would scare the … Continue reading
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Tagged DOMINATION, Dylan Hartley, James Haskell, Martin Johnson, Rugby, Satire, SCotland, sport, the Rugby World Cup
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The Secret Diary of James Haskell (IQ 25 1/2). Date: 28th September
Let me tell you, I’m damned excited for the weekend. In fact, I’m so excited that I’m positively frothing at the crotch. No joke, little James (not that there’s anything little about it, natch, although I did worry about some … Continue reading
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Tagged Dan Parks, DOMINATION, England, James Haskell, Jonny Wilkinson, Martin Johnson, MMA, Rugby, Satire, sport, Sweaty grappling, The Guardian, the Rugby World Cup, Ultimate Fighting
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Reading with The Hask: Animal Farm
As you all no doubt are aware, I’m a keen proponent of DOMINATION. It was originally written by Sun Tzu in “The Art of War”, along with a lot of bollocks about pretending to be weak (no motherfucker is going … Continue reading
Posted in Reading with the Hask
Tagged Animal Farm, DOMINATION, George Orwell, James Haskell, Novel, Review
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Ask James: I’m being DOMINATED by the Internets!
Well, this is a turn up for the books. That rude so-and-so that does the posts here has written to yours truly! Now, this must be serious, if he’s willing to risk his worthless hide by poking me with a … Continue reading
Posted in Ask James: Solving life's problems.
Tagged Apologies, DOMINATION, Internet, James Haskell, Planet Rugby, Satire, Sean Fitzpatrick, Sean O'Brien
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The Secret Diary of James Haskell (IQ 25 1/2). Date: 24th September
Not a lot to report today, really. We went out, and as expected utterly DOMINATED Romania. No sign of Dracula though, but I’d bought my New York Strip just in case.
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Tagged DOMINATION, England, France, James Haskell, Martin Johnson, New Zealand, Rugby, Satire, sport, The Gun Show, the Rugby World Cup
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The Secret Diary of James Haskell (IQ 25 1/2). Date: 23rd September
I’m in a rather good mood today, as I’ve had a bit of time to ruminate on the squad selected for the Romania game on Saturday. They say at this level that there are no easy games, but if I … Continue reading
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Tagged DOMINATION, England, James Haskell, Jonno, MAKE ME PACK LEADER!, Martin Johnson, Romania, Rugby, Selection, the Rugby World Cup
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Ask James: Domestic strife is interfering with my World Cup!
Publish one missive and offer one piece of friendly advice and all of a sudden you’re in demand. I’m always in demand, admittedly due to the fact that my advice usually will lead you to become truly DOMINANT. Still, it … Continue reading
Posted in Ask James: Solving life's problems.
Tagged Domestic Issues, DOMINATION, Full English Breakfast, Helping out, James Haskell, Nagging Shrew, the Rugby World Cup
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Ask James: My boss is out to get me!
Well, chaps, this is an exciting time. I’m a much travelled and highly learned man, and so I feel it is incumbent on me to share my collected wisdom with my loyal fans. So, when I got up this morning … Continue reading
The Secret Diary of James Haskell (IQ 25 1/2). Date: September 22nd
I’m in a bit of a quandary today. On one hand, there’s nothing that I love more, except DOMINATION, and maybe the gym, and possibly steroids, and naturally porn. Well, alright there are lots of things I love more than … Continue reading
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Tagged Australia, Ben Youngs, DOMINATION, James Haskell, Jonny Wilkinson, Martin Johnson, Rugby, Stephen Ferris, Well done Ireland, Will Genia
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