Monthly Archives: September 2011

The Secret Diary of James Haskell (IQ 25 1/2). Date: 30th September

The time for battle is nearly upon us. The swarthy band of unwashed miscreants from North of the Border are waiting for us, and I can tell you I can feel the DOMINATION lust rising in every fibre of my … Continue reading

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The Secret Diary of James Haskell (IQ 25 1/2). Date: 29th September

It’s been an interesting 24 hours in the life of THE BIG BRAND. I’m settling into life down here rather well, as you can tell from the picture, and Dylan says that I fit right in, and would scare the … Continue reading

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The Secret Diary of James Haskell (IQ 25 1/2). Date: 28th September

Let me tell you, I’m damned excited for the weekend. In fact, I’m so excited that I’m positively frothing at the crotch. No joke, little James (not that there’s anything little about it, natch, although I did worry about some … Continue reading

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Reading with The Hask: Animal Farm

As you all no doubt are aware, I’m a keen proponent of DOMINATION. It was originally written by Sun Tzu in “The Art of War”, along with a lot of bollocks about pretending to be weak (no motherfucker is going … Continue reading

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Ask James: I’m being DOMINATED by the Internets!

Well, this is a turn up for the books. That rude so-and-so that does the posts here has written to yours truly! Now, this must be serious, if he’s willing to risk his worthless hide by poking me with a … Continue reading

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The Secret Diary of James Haskell (IQ 25 1/2). Date: 24th September

Not a lot to report today, really. We went out, and as expected utterly DOMINATED Romania. No sign of Dracula though, but I’d bought my New York Strip just in case.

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The Secret Diary of James Haskell (IQ 25 1/2). Date: 23rd September

I’m in a rather good mood today, as I’ve had a bit of time to ruminate on the squad selected for the Romania game on Saturday. They say at this level that there are no easy games, but if I … Continue reading

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Ask James: Domestic strife is interfering with my World Cup!

Publish one missive and offer one piece of friendly advice and all of a sudden you’re in demand. I’m always in demand, admittedly due to the fact that my advice usually will lead you to become truly DOMINANT. Still, it … Continue reading

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Ask James: My boss is out to get me!

Well, chaps, this is an exciting time. I’m a much travelled and highly learned man, and so I feel it is incumbent on me to share my collected wisdom with my loyal fans. So, when I got up this morning … Continue reading

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The Secret Diary of James Haskell (IQ 25 1/2). Date: September 22nd

I’m in a bit of a quandary today. On one hand, there’s nothing that I love more, except DOMINATION, and maybe the gym, and possibly steroids, and naturally porn. Well, alright there are lots of things I love more than … Continue reading

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