Monthly Archives: September 2011

The Secret Diary of James Haskell (IQ 25 1/2). Date: 30th September

Posted on September 30, 2011 by Dr Claw's Cat

The time for battle is nearly upon us. The swarthy band of unwashed miscreants from North of the Border are waiting for us, and I can tell you I can feel the DOMINATION lust rising in every fibre of my … Continue reading →

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The Secret Diary of James Haskell (IQ 25 1/2). Date: 29th September

Posted on September 29, 2011 by Dr Claw's Cat

It’s been an interesting 24 hours in the life of THE BIG BRAND. I’m settling into life down here rather well, as you can tell from the picture, and Dylan says that I fit right in, and would scare the … Continue reading →

Posted in The Haskell Diaries | Tagged DOMINATION, Dylan Hartley, James Haskell, Martin Johnson, Rugby, Satire, SCotland, sport, the Rugby World Cup | 2 Comments

The Secret Diary of James Haskell (IQ 25 1/2). Date: 28th September

Posted on September 28, 2011 by Dr Claw's Cat

Let me tell you, I’m damned excited for the weekend. In fact, I’m so excited that I’m positively frothing at the crotch. No joke, little James (not that there’s anything little about it, natch, although I did worry about some … Continue reading →

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Reading with The Hask: Animal Farm

Posted on September 27, 2011 by Dr Claw's Cat

As you all no doubt are aware, I’m a keen proponent of DOMINATION. It was originally written by Sun Tzu in “The Art of War”, along with a lot of bollocks about pretending to be weak (no motherfucker is going … Continue reading →

Posted in Reading with the Hask | Tagged Animal Farm, DOMINATION, George Orwell, James Haskell, Novel, Review | 1 Comment

Ask James: I’m being DOMINATED by the Internets!

Posted on September 26, 2011 by Dr Claw's Cat

Well, this is a turn up for the books. That rude so-and-so that does the posts here has written to yours truly! Now, this must be serious, if he’s willing to risk his worthless hide by poking me with a … Continue reading →

Posted in Ask James: Solving life's problems. | Tagged Apologies, DOMINATION, Internet, James Haskell, Planet Rugby, Satire, Sean Fitzpatrick, Sean O'Brien | 1 Comment

The Secret Diary of James Haskell (IQ 25 1/2). Date: 24th September

Posted on September 24, 2011 by Dr Claw's Cat

Not a lot to report today, really. We went out, and as expected utterly DOMINATED Romania. No sign of Dracula though, but I’d bought my New York Strip just in case.

Posted in The Haskell Diaries | Tagged DOMINATION, England, France, James Haskell, Martin Johnson, New Zealand, Rugby, Satire, sport, The Gun Show, the Rugby World Cup | 1 Comment

The Secret Diary of James Haskell (IQ 25 1/2). Date: 23rd September

Posted on September 23, 2011 by Dr Claw's Cat

I’m in a rather good mood today, as I’ve had a bit of time to ruminate on the squad selected for the Romania game on Saturday. They say at this level that there are no easy games, but if I … Continue reading →

Posted in The Haskell Diaries | Tagged DOMINATION, England, James Haskell, Jonno, MAKE ME PACK LEADER!, Martin Johnson, Romania, Rugby, Selection, the Rugby World Cup | 4 Comments

Ask James: Domestic strife is interfering with my World Cup!

Posted on September 23, 2011 by Dr Claw's Cat

Publish one missive and offer one piece of friendly advice and all of a sudden you’re in demand. I’m always in demand, admittedly due to the fact that my advice usually will lead you to become truly DOMINANT. Still, it … Continue reading →

Posted in Ask James: Solving life's problems. | Tagged Domestic Issues, DOMINATION, Full English Breakfast, Helping out, James Haskell, Nagging Shrew, the Rugby World Cup | Comments Off

Ask James: My boss is out to get me!

Posted on September 22, 2011 by Dr Claw's Cat

Well, chaps, this is an exciting time. I’m a much travelled and highly learned man, and so I feel it is incumbent on me to share my collected wisdom with my loyal fans. So, when I got up this morning … Continue reading →

Posted in Ask James: Solving life's problems. | Tagged advice column, Caught masturbating in the office, Courtney Lawes, Disciplinary Hearing, James Haskell, power teabagging, problems, Ricoh Black Rams, Rugby, Rugby World Cup, sport, Stade Francais | 1 Comment

The Secret Diary of James Haskell (IQ 25 1/2). Date: September 22nd

Posted on September 21, 2011 by Dr Claw's Cat

I’m in a bit of a quandary today. On one hand, there’s nothing that I love more, except DOMINATION, and maybe the gym, and possibly steroids, and naturally porn. Well, alright there are lots of things I love more than … Continue reading →

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