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The Secret Diary of James Haskell (IQ 25 1/2). Date: 10th October 2011
Devastated, absolutely gutted. We’ve been knocked out by the bloody French! Still, it could have been worse, because at least that’s saved us from having to play the Welsh, and I always feel bad about DOMINATING them, as they’ve got … Continue reading
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Tagged DOMINATION, England, Godzilla, James Haskell, Japn, Rugby, Satire, Sushi, the Rugby World Cup, Tokyo
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The Secret Diary of James Haskell (IQ 25 1/2). Date: 7th October 2011
I’ve been doing some thinking, and you know what? It may not be that bad a situation to have me on the bench. I’ve got plenty of time to work myself into the required state of emotional intensity. When the … Continue reading
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Tagged DOMINATION, James Haskell, Jonny Wilkinson, Martin Johnson, Rugby, Satire, the Rugby World Cup
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The Secret Diary of James Haskell (IQ 25 1/2). Date: 6th October
I’m heartbroken. That’s all there is to say. This is truly a black day in Dojo Haskell. The thing is, I’m not sure what I’ve done.
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Tagged DOMINATION, France, James Haskell, Martin Johnson, Nick Easter, Rugby, Satire, the Rugby World Cup, World Class Banter
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The Secret Diary of James Haskell (IQ 25 1/2). Date: 5th October 2011
Well, the Quarter Finals are in front of us. I’m not much of a wagering man, but even I couldn’t call some of these match-ups.
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Tagged BBC, Delon Armitage, DOMINATION, England, Interview, James Haskell, Jonny Wilkinson, Manu Tuilagi, Martin Johnson, Rugby, Satire, THE BIG BRAND, the Rugby World Cup
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Ask James: I’m having problems with the Ladies!
Well, it’s no secret that not only do I DOMINATE Rugby, Fashion and international diplomacy, but I’m also a ladies man of some renown. Why, only last week a minor interchange I had made the international press. I am, actually, … Continue reading
The Secret Diary of James Haskell (IQ 25 1/2). Date: 2nd October
Well, I’m right in the soup and no mistake. Some people just have no sense of humour whatsoever and totally fail to appreciate WORLD CLASS BANTER TM in action. What’s getting me, though, is that this is for something that … Continue reading
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Tagged DOMINATION, England, James Haskell, Satire, Sorry, Stupidity, the Rugby World Cup, World Class Banter
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