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Monthly Archives: December 2012
Not The Honey Badger Diaries (II)
December 27th, 2012 Dear Dairy Haaaaa! Another thigh-slapper for starters! Thought that one up meself. See? It says Dear Dairy? Move a couple of letters around and it’d say Dear Diary? Jeez, I could really get the hang of this … Continue reading
Posted in James' Unwanted Guests
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Christmas with THE HASK
Greetings and salutations. It’s that time of year when everyone loosens up, relaxes and gets set to apply some DOMINATION to a massive feast. While you non-professional athletes may stuff your faces full of turkey and booze yourselves into a … Continue reading
Posted in The Haskell Diaries
Tagged Christmas, DOMINATION, James Haskell, Presents, Santa, The Haskell Diaries, World Class Banter
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Les Mots sur la Manche
Conquerors, finally. We went to Dublin and beat those fucking bastards who’ve been knocking us out of this trophy every year since forever. I, of course, was fabulous. The star of the show. 23 points. The little general. And so … Continue reading
It’s Always The Quiet Ones
Greetings, mortals. So, last week I was enjoying some WORLD CLASS TEXTUAL BANTER with none other than Dan Cole of England. You may have heard of him. And yes, I hear what you’re shouting at your laptops right now, “James, … Continue reading
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The West’s Awake – A view from the Bottom Paddock: Claw tackles Biarritz
Holy feckin’ Dog! I was expecting a warm welcome once we got to Biarritz, but to see that they had brought weather straight from our own Achill Island was a joy to behold. Or at least it was whilst I … Continue reading
Posted in Matches
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A View from on High – The Life and Times of Richie Gray at Manchester Scottish
It wasn’t meant to be like this. How can it be that I, the Small-Faced Chaos Machine, have been reduced to packing down in a scrum with Andy Powell’s massive idiot head placed firmly next to one of my butt cheeks? … Continue reading
Posted in James' Unwanted Guests
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Match Day Madness
Friday Results: EDINBURGH 3 – 15 RACING METRO 92 BIARRITZ 17 – 0 CONNACHT RUGBY Saturday’s Results: OSPREYS v TOULOUSE 17 – 6 BENETTON TREVISO v LEICESTER TIGERS 12 – 13 HARLEQUINS v ZEBRE 53 – 5 EXETER CHIEFS v SCARLETS 30 – 20 LEINSTER v CLERMONT AUVERGNE 21 – 28 ULSTER v NORTHAMPTON … Continue reading
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Not The Honey Badger Diaries (I)
December 13th, 2012 Dear Di-ar-ree-a! Haaaaaa! Cop that for a thigh-slapper for starters! Quade gave me that little beaut. Reckoned he read it on someone’s laptop. Fair dinkum, when I heard that the Ponce – that’s what we call him, … Continue reading
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The View From Behind The Sofa: A Scottish Perspective
Has Nick DeLuca Completed A Try Scoring Pass? Nick DeLuca after attempting a pass Reports are coming in from Edinburgh that Scottish International Professional Rugby Union player, Nick DeLuca, may have completed a scoring pass. Although these reports are unconfirmed … Continue reading
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Wood
*You Leftie wanker refugees from the Guardian are still at it I see. Has there been a word of thanks? Fuck no. I take a bunch of socialists to my oiled, muscled bosom and they shit on it. A glass-top … Continue reading
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The Gun Show: Inside the mind of James Haskell. 