Monthly Archives: January 2013

Two Sleeps ‘Til Six Nations

Okay, just two sleeps to go ’til the start of the 2013 Six Nations. To get everyone in the mood, here is how the bookies are seeing it:

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The Six Nations Cometh: not Eddie Butler’s guide to surviving the matches drink by drink

And so, the six tribes come together for the Northern Hemisphere’s spring stoush. Buckles will be swashed, loins girded, Scipio’s helmet buffed to a gleaming shine. For the lover of the ellipsoid pigskin, this is the high point of the … Continue reading

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Rhys’s Reflections – Back Home with my Mam

Hello everyone! My Mam suggested I write a short article for you. She thinks my musings would add a more gentle tone to the usual verbal bludgeoning as dispatched by proven rugby giants like Mr Haskell, or “Ah James Oh … Continue reading

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The HASK’S Film club

As some of you may be aware, I have spent much of the last year bringing DOMINATION to other nations. I signed up for the Black Rams (only after I was assured that it had nothing to do with sheep … Continue reading

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Ruchie’s Heiny Round-up

Gidday fullas, Ruchie here. Still trying to get used to not strappin’ on the footie boots every morning, but there you go.

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The Road To Wigan Pie Continued

So, this is what t’big fookin’ ponce has been up to lately then? We just thought he’d found some right good porn and didn’t want to share. Anyway, I’ve “borrowed” his laptop while he’s getting oiled down by some of … Continue reading

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The Road To Wigan Pie

So, this is what t’big fookin’ ponce has been up to lately then? We just thought he’d found some right good porn and didn’t want to share. Anyway, I’ve “borrowed” his laptop while he’s getting oiled down by some of … Continue reading

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Declan Also Rises: An urgent official news dispatch from the land of miracles and shitty luck

IRFU Comms team, Dublin – Morning comes to Ireland, both parts. The dawn awakes to social flux: recession, abortion legislation, the wane of the Catholic Church, fresh northern Union arguments about the flegs of their fethers, and another generation of … Continue reading

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Heineken Cup Weekend Round 6

Full Weekend Round-up CONNACHT RUGBY 25 – 20 ZEBRE (Squeaky Bums In Bogland) BIARRITZ 9 – 16 HARLEQUINS (Nick Evans Isn’t All That You Know) GLASGOW WARRIORS 27-20  NORTHAMPTON SAINTS (Thoroughly Deserved) CASTRES 8 – 9  ULSTER (Really Squeaky Bums In The … Continue reading

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Campo Unplugged

I haven’t been as disgusted since the ARU appointed a Kiwi to coach the Wallabies. My good friend James Haskell emailed me with a link to this cesspit of despicable character assassination asking me to set some records straight.

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