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Monthly Archives: February 2013
Hask Backstage Exclusive: Loose Head Prop In Talks To Ink ZZ Top Deal!
Hi there, hope y’all been enjoying the Six Nations. Y’all know I don’t normally talk like this. Usually it’s, “Farrrrrkkkk! Go easy on the plums, Launchbury!” But I’ve been tryin’ to stay in the zone coz I’ve got ma old … Continue reading
The All-Singing All-Dancing Hask Riddle #1
Welcome to the wondiferous world of my All-Singing All-Dancing Riddles. Nothing like a riddle to liven up a dull tactics session. Many’s the time Catty’s been drawing a million arrows on his blackboard with second phase this and Manu’s running … Continue reading
Quade Unplugged
What’s up, peeps?! It’s your main man the QC in the house!
Posted in James' Unwanted Guests
Tagged Boxing, Insurance Salesmen, Quade, Rugby, Satire
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We’ve Gone Meta!
As MrGreysuit was kind enough to do this, we feel it deserves an audience. This is what it says on the tin. No science or clever analysis here. Just one bored person and some by-eye counting of topics mentioned in … Continue reading
Posted in Six Nations 2013
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Scotland -v- Ireland: Vote for your MOTM
-versus- Ah, the Celts. 1001 ways to deafen us.
England -v- France: Vote for your MOTM
The stats (above) will have changed by now. We invite you to update them yourselves with a marker pen on your computer screen while contemplating your vote for MOTM.
Italy -v- Wales: Vote for your MOTM
Bloody Italians. Can’t even spell their own name let alone Wales’.
Six Nations 2013 Round Three
And so to the crucial Round Three of the tournament. Though why Round Three should be any more crucial than any other week is beyond us. In fact, to quote sage pundit Jiffy on the matter: “Go left! Go left! … Continue reading
The Secret Diary of James Haskell (IQ 25 1/2). February 22nd, 2013
Sometimes I just DOMINATE too hard. This was clearly the case in Dublin, where I thought I’d show some hitherto unsuspected co-ordination to go with my muscular glory. We were easily winning anyway, through the cunning tactic of “let Ireland … Continue reading
Posted in Six Nations 2013, The Haskell Diaries
Tagged 6 Nations, Bullied at school, DOMINATION, England, Flashbacks, Ireland, James Haskell, Rugby, Satire
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The Six Nations Progresseth: not Eddie Butler’s guide to surviving Week Three drink by drink
Traditionally, Week Three of the Six Nations is defining; leaders step forth from the crucible of heated battle, reputations are forged or broken. A pattern is woven, six colours vying for attention, drawing the eye. But who will provide the … Continue reading