And so to the crucial Round Three of the tournament. Though why Round Three should be any more crucial than any other week is beyond us. In fact, to quote sage pundit Jiffy on the matter: “Go left! Go left! Go left!”
All we can hope for are good contests. Especially in the scrums. On which basis we emailed the following to each team’s HQ just in case it might be news to them:
Italy -v- Wales Stadio Olimpico 14:30
England -v- France Twickenham 17:00
Scotland -v- Ireland Murrayfield 14:00
The only certainty is that, thankfully, they won’t be playing on green plastic.