Monthly Archives: March 2013

THE Easter SUNDAY Hask – March 31st, 2013

Inside this week’s Bumper Easter SUNDAY Hask, your go-to Sabbath Red Top round-up of all things rugby, sometimes factual but more likely entirely invented in order to boost circulation:

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Easter Bunny Succumbs To Chocolate-Induced Heart Attack

Accidental death? Death by misadventure? Our hunch is a deliberate choice. Relatives revealed that he was a Munster and Quins supporter. Rabo Pro12 Zebre v Edinburgh  7-9      Glasgow v Munster  51-24 Dragons v Scarlets Blues v Ospreys Leinster … Continue reading

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L’ora più buia è quella prima dell’alba

This has, historically, been a typical day in Gli Azzurri‘s dressing room – lounging around in their mutande pouting, wondering who forgot to bring l’Olio d’Oliva Extra Virgine, about as ready to rendere il massimo as a Viagra-less Silvio Berlusconi.

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Jonny

I am not sure if I was born obsessive or if it rubbed off on me.

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The SUNDAY Hask – March 24th 2013

Inside this week’s SUNDAY Hask, your go-to Sabbath Red Top round-up of all things rugby, sometimes factual but more likely entirely invented in order to boost circulation: ROWNTREE SHOCK UFO CLAIM OVER EMBRASSING ENGLAND GS FLOP; SHOCK POTENTIAL SOLUTION TO … Continue reading

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On rugby administrators’ 40m PBs and other things

Bloody rugby. A month or more of rich 6 Nations fare and then what? Back to club and provincial rugby. Pffffffft. Not good enough.

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The Secret Diary of James Haskell (IQ 25 1/2): Date 22nd March 2013

Balls. Great big hairy non-steroid shrunken balls. How did we let this happen?

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