Monthly Archives: April 2013

The Secret Diary of James Haskell (IQ 25 1/2): The Lion Sleeps Tonight

What the fuck? Seriously. What the fuck? I’m perplexed, confused, and dare I say it bamboozled. Something utterly inexplicable and simultaneously horrendous has happened. 

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AoD Exclusive Offer! The Hask Celebrates His Pending Lions Squad Selection With The Release Of His Hask Immersive™

Speaking exclusively to AoD from his favoured body-waxing venue, Hask said, “Fuck that smarts! Take a tip from me – don’t wax your todger!” At which point Hask slammed down the phone in agony, leaving it to us to celebrate … Continue reading

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THE SUNDAY Hask – Bumper St Peter Chanel Day Edition – April 28, 2013

Inside this week’s Bumper St Peter Chanel Day THE SUNDAY Hask Edition, your go-to Sabbath Red Top round-up of all things rugby, sometimes factual but more likely entirely invented in order to boost circulation: FATLAND FANTASY TO FRUITION IN SHOCK … Continue reading

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Heineken Cup Semi-Final Weekend

It’s nearly time. Just one sleep ’til the big one. The clash we’ve all been waiting for. Two of Europe’s best loved clubs going toe to toe for a place in the Heineken Cup Final. So, spend today getting your … Continue reading

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Not Eddie Heeds Advice To “Go Wesht, Young Man”

The last time I travelled to Galway – or the irresistible Cathair na Gaillimhe to we fountain pen-poets – amateur rugby was still in its pomp and colour photography was still but a glint in Mr Kodak’s eye. A tour … Continue reading

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Tonight on RTE, an Art of DOMINATION Special: Ireland Crap Six Nations Fallout – Quinlan In Disfigurement Risk Shock!

What’s on the telly tonight, Quinny? Beats me, Quinny, let’s have a look*click* In RTE’s Art of DOMINATION Special tonight: former Ireland and Munster star Alan Quinlan could suffer permanent scarring due to Ireland’s rubbish Six Nations and the general … Continue reading

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THE SUNDAY Hask – Bumper St Beuno Day Edition – April 21st, 2013

Inside this week’s Bumper St Beuno Day THE SUNDAY Hask Edition, your go-to Sabbath Red Top round-up of all things rugby, sometimes factual but more likely entirely invented in order to boost circulation:

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Countdown to the Lions squad

Another round of club and provincial rugby while everyone holds their breath for the announcement of the Lions squad. So a weekend akin to kissing your sister. Unless you’re Tasmanian in which case giving your sister a tonguie takes priority … Continue reading

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Brian Moore: Not In His Words – Or Even By Him

Regular readers are probably sick to death of me banging on about the same single issue in print, when interviewed, and when commentating. But this single issue is slowly killing the game at the top level, preventing it from flowing … Continue reading

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Rhys’s Reflections – Mixed Blessings & Packed Suitcases

Hello everyone! I’m back again to bring you all up to date on life at home with Happy Ianto and Mam and how things are going for me! Well, just to close the last chapter, my ex-girlfriend Gladys Moping-Pew did … Continue reading

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