Monthly Archives: April 2013

The Secret Diary of James Haskell (IQ 25 1/2): The Lion Sleeps Tonight

What the fuck? Seriously. What the fuck? I’m perplexed, confused, and dare I say it bamboozled. Something utterly inexplicable and simultaneously horrendous has happened.  Advertisements

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AoD Exclusive Offer! The Hask Celebrates His Pending Lions Squad Selection With The Release Of His Hask Immersive™

Speaking exclusively to AoD from his favoured body-waxing venue, Hask said, “Fuck that smarts! Take a tip from me – don’t wax your todger!” At which point Hask slammed down the phone in agony, leaving it to us to celebrate … Continue reading

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THE SUNDAY Hask – Bumper St Peter Chanel Day Edition – April 28, 2013

Inside this week’s Bumper St Peter Chanel Day THE SUNDAY Hask Edition, your go-to Sabbath Red Top round-up of all things rugby, sometimes factual but more likely entirely invented in order to boost circulation: FATLAND FANTASY TO FRUITION IN SHOCK … Continue reading

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Heineken Cup Semi-Final Weekend

It’s nearly time. Just one sleep ’til the big one. The clash we’ve all been waiting for. Two of Europe’s best loved clubs going toe to toe for a place in the Heineken Cup Final. So, spend today getting your … Continue reading

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Not Eddie Heeds Advice To “Go Wesht, Young Man”

The last time I travelled to Galway – or the irresistible Cathair na Gaillimhe to we fountain pen-poets – amateur rugby was still in its pomp and colour photography was still but a glint in Mr Kodak’s eye. A tour … Continue reading

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Tonight on RTE, an Art of DOMINATION Special: Ireland Crap Six Nations Fallout – Quinlan In Disfigurement Risk Shock!

What’s on the telly tonight, Quinny? Beats me, Quinny, let’s have a look*click* In RTE’s Art of DOMINATION Special tonight: former Ireland and Munster star Alan Quinlan could suffer permanent scarring due to Ireland’s rubbish Six Nations and the general … Continue reading

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THE SUNDAY Hask – Bumper St Beuno Day Edition – April 21st, 2013

Inside this week’s Bumper St Beuno Day THE SUNDAY Hask Edition, your go-to Sabbath Red Top round-up of all things rugby, sometimes factual but more likely entirely invented in order to boost circulation:

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