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Make Lions With Violence, part 2: Tactics and shit.

Eh up Lads! It’s me, Shaun “Fucking” Edwards, Defensive Guru and all round hard man, and I’m back to share us wisdom before t’lions tour.

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Overheard in Twickenham

Here at the HASK, we like to keep you informed of all activities related to Rugby, both on and off the pitch. At great personal risk, I’ve managed to sneak in and plant a number of high-tech listening devices in … Continue reading

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The Secret Diary of James Haskell (IQ 25 1/2): “I really wish I was less of a thinking man and more of a fool not afraid of rejection.”

I have been gracefully coming to terms with the absolutely shocking selection for the Lions.  How have I not been selected? What sort of sheep-addled Kiwi halfwit would possibly think about taking a touring side to Australia without the facility … Continue reading

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The Secret Diary of James Haskell (IQ 25 1/2): The Lion Sleeps Tonight

What the fuck? Seriously. What the fuck? I’m perplexed, confused, and dare I say it bamboozled. Something utterly inexplicable and simultaneously horrendous has happened. 

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Rescue me: Letters from a lost Wigan soul

Dear Joel, Thanks very much for t’letter. It was reet good to hear from you down in t’big smoke.

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The Secret Diary of James Haskell (IQ 25 1/2): Date 22nd March 2013

Balls. Great big hairy non-steroid shrunken balls. How did we let this happen?

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The Secret Diary of James Haskell (IQ 25 ½). Date: March 14th, 2013

I’m finding it hard to get motivated this week. Obviously, we gave the French the biggest kicking since Agincourt three Saturdays back, but since then, I’m feeling less than chipper. Bloody Pasta munchers turned up to play, and that flaming … Continue reading

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