Blog Stats
- 933,272 Worshippers
-
Recent Posts
Archives
Categories
Category Archives: James’ Unwanted Guests
Make Lions With Violence, part 2: Tactics and shit.
Eh up Lads! It’s me, Shaun “Fucking” Edwards, Defensive Guru and all round hard man, and I’m back to share us wisdom before t’lions tour.
Posted in James' Unwanted Guests
Tagged DOMINATION, Lions, Rugby, Satire, Shaun Edwards
898 Comments
Beards of War – Part 1
Join resident BTL Multi-Moniker Maestro Crashball on his two-part fearless foray into facial fungus as a rugby fear-inducer Rugby; sport or war without the weapons? Most fans lean toward the latter.
In Defence Of Jamie Heaslip: By Jay-Z
So, word among the canine-based rugby community is that there are people out there, calling themselves rugby fans, who don’t have a very high opinion of Jamie Heaslip. I mean, I’m sure you all know what you’re talking about, and … Continue reading
Posted in James' Unwanted Guests
Tagged Ireland, Irish rugby, Jamie Heaslip, Jay-Z, Rugby, Satire
796 Comments
Not The Honey Badger Diaries (III)
May 15th, 2013 Dear Raidy, Here I am, back with a thigh-slapper! See what I did? Mucked all the letters in Diary around again? There oughta be a law against me splitting so many people’s sides. Guilty, Your Worship, of … Continue reading
HASK and you shall receive: Porce-Cat speaks – meatbags, listen!
It is I, Porce-Cat, a sweary porcelain cat, the one true Dog. Normally I am apathetic about the banal ramblings that comprise your nonsense interactions. I created your universe as somewhere to house rugby; humans merely so there was someone … Continue reading
Posted in James' Unwanted Guests
Tagged Albert Einstein, Einstein, Porce-Cat, Porce-Cat the one true Dog, Rugby, Satire
542 Comments
The View From Behind The Sofa: Language
Sources adjacent to the Scottish International Rugby Team have made the View aware of a worrying development. If true, it represents a seismic shift in international sport beyond even the confines of Rugby.
Posted in James' Unwanted Guests
Tagged Chelsea Bun, Esperanto, Language, Rugby, Satire, SCotland
834 Comments
Mrs Whitelock’s Diary
April 5th 2013 will be red-starred in my diary forever. ‘Twas the first time all four of my boys started a ‘Saders Superdooper 15 match together. Oh, and my nephew Ben Funnell started the match at hooker, too.
Not Eddie Heeds Advice To “Go Wesht, Young Man”
The last time I travelled to Galway – or the irresistible Cathair na Gaillimhe to we fountain pen-poets – amateur rugby was still in its pomp and colour photography was still but a glint in Mr Kodak’s eye. A tour … Continue reading
Posted in James' Unwanted Guests
Tagged Connacht, Not Eddie, Rugby, Satire, Sodom and Gomorrah, Ulster
1,079 Comments
Tonight on RTE, an Art of DOMINATION Special: Ireland Crap Six Nations Fallout – Quinlan In Disfigurement Risk Shock!
What’s on the telly tonight, Quinny? Beats me, Quinny, let’s have a look*click* In RTE’s Art of DOMINATION Special tonight: former Ireland and Munster star Alan Quinlan could suffer permanent scarring due to Ireland’s rubbish Six Nations and the general … Continue reading
Brian Moore: Not In His Words – Or Even By Him
Regular readers are probably sick to death of me banging on about the same single issue in print, when interviewed, and when commentating. But this single issue is slowly killing the game at the top level, preventing it from flowing … Continue reading