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The Secret Diary of James Haskell (IQ 25 1/2): “I really wish I was less of a thinking man and more of a fool not afraid of rejection.”
I have been gracefully coming to terms with the absolutely shocking selection for the Lions. How have I not been selected? What sort of sheep-addled Kiwi halfwit would possibly think about taking a touring side to Australia without the facility … Continue reading
The Secret Diary of James Haskell (IQ 25 1/2): The Lion Sleeps Tonight
What the fuck? Seriously. What the fuck? I’m perplexed, confused, and dare I say it bamboozled. Something utterly inexplicable and simultaneously horrendous has happened.
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Tagged DOMINATION, James Haskell, Rugby, Satire, The lions, Warren Gatland
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The Secret Diary of James Haskell (IQ 25 1/2): Date 22nd March 2013
Balls. Great big hairy non-steroid shrunken balls. How did we let this happen?
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The Secret Diary of James Haskell (IQ 25 ½). Date: March 14th, 2013
I’m finding it hard to get motivated this week. Obviously, we gave the French the biggest kicking since Agincourt three Saturdays back, but since then, I’m feeling less than chipper. Bloody Pasta munchers turned up to play, and that flaming … Continue reading
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Tagged 6 Nations, DOMINATION, England, GRAND FUCKING SLAM, Italy, James Haskell, Rugby, Satire, Wales, World Class Banter
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The Secret Diary of James Haskell (IQ 25 1/2). February 22nd, 2013
Sometimes I just DOMINATE too hard. This was clearly the case in Dublin, where I thought I’d show some hitherto unsuspected co-ordination to go with my muscular glory. We were easily winning anyway, through the cunning tactic of “let Ireland … Continue reading
Posted in Six Nations 2013, The Haskell Diaries
Tagged 6 Nations, Bullied at school, DOMINATION, England, Flashbacks, Ireland, James Haskell, Rugby, Satire
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Glasgow, Connacht and Perpignan Stun Rugby World In Shock Misprints!
Glaswegians and ginger musos the world over pinched themselves. Might it be a misprint? No, no it wasn’t. Their lads put NGD to the sword with a record 8-try 60-3 away win. There be dancin’ in the Glaswegian streets. Further … Continue reading
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The Secret Diary of James Haskell (IQ 25 1/2). 8th February 2013
Gazes into mirror I am gorgeous.
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Tagged 6 Nations, DOMINATION, James Haskell, pre-match ritual, Rugby, Satire
478 Comments
The Great Blog Works Outing
To help coordinate numbers, please post below if you’re attending said event. March 16th, 2013 Colliers Tup, Colliers Wood, London http://www.thecollierstup.co.uk/ From approximately 1pm. Please advise an anticipated arrival time if you can as well as extra numbers if any. … Continue reading
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The HASK’S Film club
As some of you may be aware, I have spent much of the last year bringing DOMINATION to other nations. I signed up for the Black Rams (only after I was assured that it had nothing to do with sheep … Continue reading
THE HASK v The Six Nations
I’m not one to shy away from confrontation. Seriously, people who say violence is the last resort are wrong. It’s the first fucking resort when you have GUNS like mine. However, I’ve seen the announcement of the new England Something-beginning-with-P … Continue reading
Posted in Six Nations 2013, The Haskell Diaries
Tagged 6 Nations, DOMINATION, England, Rugby, Satire, SCotland, World Class Banter
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