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The Secret Diary of James Haskell (IQ 25 1/2): “I really wish I was less of a thinking man and more of a fool not afraid of rejection.”
I have been gracefully coming to terms with the absolutely shocking selection for the Lions. How have I not been selected? What sort of sheep-addled Kiwi halfwit would possibly think about taking a touring side to Australia without the facility … Continue reading
What the fuck? Seriously. What the fuck? I’m perplexed, confused, and dare I say it bamboozled. Something utterly inexplicable and simultaneously horrendous has happened.
Balls. Great big hairy non-steroid shrunken balls. How did we let this happen?
I’m finding it hard to get motivated this week. Obviously, we gave the French the biggest kicking since Agincourt three Saturdays back, but since then, I’m feeling less than chipper. Bloody Pasta munchers turned up to play, and that flaming … Continue reading
Sometimes I just DOMINATE too hard. This was clearly the case in Dublin, where I thought I’d show some hitherto unsuspected co-ordination to go with my muscular glory. We were easily winning anyway, through the cunning tactic of “let Ireland … Continue reading
Glaswegians and ginger musos the world over pinched themselves. Might it be a misprint? No, no it wasn’t. Their lads put NGD to the sword with a record 8-try 60-3 away win. There be dancin’ in the Glaswegian streets. Further … Continue reading
Gazes into mirror I am gorgeous.
To help coordinate numbers, please post below if you’re attending said event. March 16th, 2013 Colliers Tup, Colliers Wood, London http://www.thecollierstup.co.uk/ From approximately 1pm. Please advise an anticipated arrival time if you can as well as extra numbers if any. … Continue reading
As some of you may be aware, I have spent much of the last year bringing DOMINATION to other nations. I signed up for the Black Rams (only after I was assured that it had nothing to do with sheep … Continue reading