James dishes out some DOMINATION to the dirty feline git that leaked his secret diary all over the internet.

This blog site is intended as a light-hearted joke.

It has come to my attention that the original diary entry was done by Cleftydave at Planet Rugby. I saw it in the Guardian posted by Mr West. In his post he didn’t know where it was from, and I was too lazy to check.

In the interests of completion, I included it (also because I didn’t think anyone would care). So, I would like to thank Cleftydave for writing the funniest one, letting me borrow the idea, particularly the capitalised DOMINATION schtick, and as I’m not making money from this, if anyone wants it removing I will do gladly, and grovel a bit.

Basically, I’m an arsehole.

It in no way, shape or form represents the thought, character or opinion of the Real James Haskell, or any player/ coach/ individual involved with the England Rugby Team. Furthermore, all entries purporting to be by any Rugby player are intentionally exaggerated and do not represent the real words, thoughts or opinions of any Rugby player living or dead.

All depictions in here are done so for purposes of humour, and no slight to anyone’s reputation is intended.

Basically, it’s a joke, and not meant to be taken seriously at all. Not to mention that I wouldn’t do it if I wasn’t a fan of James or England Rugby in general and confident that hypothetically this would be taken in the spirit in which it is intended.

(Please don’t hit me)


Dr Claw’s Cat.

6 Responses to Disclaimer

  1. Upapalmtree says:


  2. Ian Gladden says:

    Stolen from Cleftydave on PlanetRugby.

    Shameful plagiarism.


  3. I saw it posted in the Guardian, Mr. West who posted it, didn’t know where it came from. I didn’t at any point claim credit for the original idea, and have no intention of claiming credit for anything apart from the stuff I wrote myself. I only did this in response to a request from others to assemble everything written in one place (Hence the lazy inclusion).

    The original diary entries, bar that first one, were done by me on various articles in the Guardian.

    I’m far too lazy to do research, so I didn’t credit it. I have now, and amended everything to show this.

    Apologies for any offence, and basically, I’m an arsehole. If you want it removed, I will be more than happy to do so.

  4. cleftydave says:

    Thanks for the credit, really enjoying where you’ve brought it. By the by, the DOMINATION™ stuff is a long term Planet Rugby meme, so I can’t take credit for that.

  5. Genuinely sorry Dave, and thank’s very much for the idea and I’m glad that you enjoy it.

    I’ve never been to Planet Rugby in my life- if I had, then I’d have known. I’ve also corrected the original diary entry.

    Have a look at today’s Ask James.

  6. Masamune says:

    DCC it is good that you’ve credited and corrected the mistake – but the fact that there appear tobe plagiarism police on Planet Rugby made me laugh – a couple of years ago i had a photo taken from flickr and used as the basis of a photoshop cartoon which was then posted on PR – not only was i not attributed correctly, the theiving git added his signature to the picture instead.


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