Tag Archives: DOMINATION

Make Lions With Violence, part 2: Tactics and shit.

Eh up Lads! It’s me, Shaun “Fucking” Edwards, Defensive Guru and all round hard man, and I’m back to share us wisdom before t’lions tour. Advertisements

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The Secret Diary of James Haskell (IQ 25 1/2): The Lion Sleeps Tonight

What the fuck? Seriously. What the fuck? I’m perplexed, confused, and dare I say it bamboozled. Something utterly inexplicable and simultaneously horrendous has happened. 

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AoD Exclusive Offer! The Hask Celebrates His Pending Lions Squad Selection With The Release Of His Hask Immersive™

Speaking exclusively to AoD from his favoured body-waxing venue, Hask said, “Fuck that smarts! Take a tip from me – don’t wax your todger!” At which point Hask slammed down the phone in agony, leaving it to us to celebrate … Continue reading

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The Secret Diary of James Haskell (IQ 25 ½). Date: March 14th, 2013

I’m finding it hard to get motivated this week. Obviously, we gave the French the biggest kicking since Agincourt three Saturdays back, but since then, I’m feeling less than chipper. Bloody Pasta munchers turned up to play, and that flaming … Continue reading

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The Secret Diary of James Haskell (IQ 25 1/2). February 22nd, 2013

Sometimes I just DOMINATE too hard. This was clearly the case in Dublin, where I thought I’d show some hitherto unsuspected co-ordination to go with my muscular glory. We were easily winning anyway, through the cunning tactic of “let Ireland … Continue reading

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The Secret Diary of James Haskell (IQ 25 1/2). 8th February 2013

Gazes into mirror I am gorgeous.

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THE HASK v The Six Nations

I’m not one to shy away from confrontation. Seriously, people who say violence is the last resort are wrong. It’s the first fucking resort when you have GUNS like mine. However, I’ve seen the announcement of the new England Something-beginning-with-P … Continue reading

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