Tag Archives: England

No More Debate: Definitive Results

Posted on April 4, 2013 by sagmog

It’s here. After literally some research, the Jib-O-Meter 500 MkI (International Calibration) is here.

Posted in Miscellaneous Hask | Tagged 6 Nations, England, Jib-O-Meter, Jonny Sexton, Owen Farrell, Rugby, Satire, Toby Flood | 724 Comments

The SUNDAY Hask – March 24th 2013

Posted on March 24, 2013 by dermott

Inside this week’s SUNDAY Hask, your go-to Sabbath Red Top round-up of all things rugby, sometimes factual but more likely entirely invented in order to boost circulation: ROWNTREE SHOCK UFO CLAIM OVER EMBRASSING ENGLAND GS FLOP; SHOCK POTENTIAL SOLUTION TO … Continue reading →

Posted in Sunday Hask | Tagged Aliens, England, Graham Rowntree, Rugby, Satire, UFO | 800 Comments

Sweet Chariot Academy Head Master’s Report – Spring Term 2013

Posted on March 20, 2013 by dermott

Dear Parents I am delighted to bring you this Spring Term Report as Head Master of the Sweet Chariot Academy. This represents the completion of my first year as Head of this venerable institution.

Posted in James' Unwanted Guests | Tagged England, Rugby, Satire, Sweet Chariot Academy | 680 Comments

The Secret Diary of James Haskell (IQ 25 ½). Date: March 14th, 2013

Posted on March 14, 2013 by Dr Claw's Cat

I’m finding it hard to get motivated this week. Obviously, we gave the French the biggest kicking since Agincourt three Saturdays back, but since then, I’m feeling less than chipper. Bloody Pasta munchers turned up to play, and that flaming … Continue reading →

Posted in The Haskell Diaries | Tagged 6 Nations, DOMINATION, England, GRAND FUCKING SLAM, Italy, James Haskell, Rugby, Satire, Wales, World Class Banter | 875 Comments

This is your Captain Throbshaw in the cockpit again …

Posted on March 12, 2013 by dermott

Ladies and gentlemen, I’m delighted to announce that English rugby has been cleared for landing and we will shortly commence our final descent over Cambria to land the Grand Slam.

Posted in James' Unwanted Guests | Tagged England, Grand Slam, Rugby, Satire, Throbshaw | 746 Comments

Let’s Start Talking About The Grand Slam

Posted on March 9, 2013 by sagmog

Too soon?

Posted in Six Nations 2013 | Tagged England, Grand Slam, Rugby, Satire | 440 Comments

The Tackle Missed Around The World

Posted on March 1, 2013 by sagmog

A dimly lit office, smoke pouring from a slight crack in the window. Earling Carothers “Farrell” Garrison sat back in his chair and adjusted his hat.

Posted in James' Unwanted Guests | Tagged 6 Nations, Ben Youngs, Chris Ashton, England, Fofana, France, Rugby, Satire | 625 Comments

England -v- France: Vote for your MOTM

Posted on February 24, 2013 by dermott

The stats (above) will have changed by now. We invite you to update them yourselves with a marker pen on your computer screen while contemplating your vote for MOTM.

Posted in Six Nations 2013 | Tagged 6 Nations, England, France, Rugby | 333 Comments

The Secret Diary of James Haskell (IQ 25 1/2). February 22nd, 2013

Posted on February 22, 2013 by Dr Claw's Cat

Sometimes I just DOMINATE too hard. This was clearly the case in Dublin, where I thought I’d show some hitherto unsuspected co-ordination to go with my muscular glory. We were easily winning anyway, through the cunning tactic of “let Ireland … Continue reading →

Posted in Six Nations 2013, The Haskell Diaries | Tagged 6 Nations, Bullied at school, DOMINATION, England, Flashbacks, Ireland, James Haskell, Rugby, Satire | 593 Comments

England -v- Scotland: Vote for your MOTM

Posted on February 3, 2013 by dermott

Well, that’s the Calcutta Cup sorted. Being nice chaps, we’re giving you the chance to vote for your man of the match, thereby ignoring the idiocy of the professional pundits. Get voting!

Posted in Six Nations 2013 | Tagged 6 Nations, Calcutta cup, England, Rugby, SCotland | 628 Comments