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No More Debate: Definitive Results
It’s here. After literally some research, the Jib-O-Meter 500 MkI (International Calibration) is here.
Posted in Miscellaneous Hask
Tagged 6 Nations, England, Jib-O-Meter, Jonny Sexton, Owen Farrell, Rugby, Satire, Toby Flood
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The SUNDAY Hask – March 24th 2013
Inside this week’s SUNDAY Hask, your go-to Sabbath Red Top round-up of all things rugby, sometimes factual but more likely entirely invented in order to boost circulation: ROWNTREE SHOCK UFO CLAIM OVER EMBRASSING ENGLAND GS FLOP; SHOCK POTENTIAL SOLUTION TO … Continue reading
Sweet Chariot Academy Head Master’s Report – Spring Term 2013
Dear Parents I am delighted to bring you this Spring Term Report as Head Master of the Sweet Chariot Academy. This represents the completion of my first year as Head of this venerable institution.
The Secret Diary of James Haskell (IQ 25 ½). Date: March 14th, 2013
I’m finding it hard to get motivated this week. Obviously, we gave the French the biggest kicking since Agincourt three Saturdays back, but since then, I’m feeling less than chipper. Bloody Pasta munchers turned up to play, and that flaming … Continue reading
Posted in The Haskell Diaries
Tagged 6 Nations, DOMINATION, England, GRAND FUCKING SLAM, Italy, James Haskell, Rugby, Satire, Wales, World Class Banter
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This is your Captain Throbshaw in the cockpit again …
Ladies and gentlemen, I’m delighted to announce that English rugby has been cleared for landing and we will shortly commence our final descent over Cambria to land the Grand Slam.
Let’s Start Talking About The Grand Slam
Too soon?
The Tackle Missed Around The World
A dimly lit office, smoke pouring from a slight crack in the window. Earling Carothers “Farrell” Garrison sat back in his chair and adjusted his hat.
Posted in James' Unwanted Guests
Tagged 6 Nations, Ben Youngs, Chris Ashton, England, Fofana, France, Rugby, Satire
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