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It’s here. After literally some research, the Jib-O-Meter 500 MkI (International Calibration) is here.
Inside this week’s SUNDAY Hask, your go-to Sabbath Red Top round-up of all things rugby, sometimes factual but more likely entirely invented in order to boost circulation: ROWNTREE SHOCK UFO CLAIM OVER EMBRASSING ENGLAND GS FLOP; SHOCK POTENTIAL SOLUTION TO … Continue reading
Dear Parents I am delighted to bring you this Spring Term Report as Head Master of the Sweet Chariot Academy. This represents the completion of my first year as Head of this venerable institution.
I’m finding it hard to get motivated this week. Obviously, we gave the French the biggest kicking since Agincourt three Saturdays back, but since then, I’m feeling less than chipper. Bloody Pasta munchers turned up to play, and that flaming … Continue reading
Ladies and gentlemen, I’m delighted to announce that English rugby has been cleared for landing and we will shortly commence our final descent over Cambria to land the Grand Slam.
A dimly lit office, smoke pouring from a slight crack in the window. Earling Carothers “Farrell” Garrison sat back in his chair and adjusted his hat.
The stats (above) will have changed by now. We invite you to update them yourselves with a marker pen on your computer screen while contemplating your vote for MOTM.
Sometimes I just DOMINATE too hard. This was clearly the case in Dublin, where I thought I’d show some hitherto unsuspected co-ordination to go with my muscular glory. We were easily winning anyway, through the cunning tactic of “let Ireland … Continue reading
Well, that’s the Calcutta Cup sorted. Being nice chaps, we’re giving you the chance to vote for your man of the match, thereby ignoring the idiocy of the professional pundits. Get voting!