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The Secret Diary of James Haskell (IQ 25 1/2): The Lion Sleeps Tonight

What the fuck? Seriously. What the fuck? I’m perplexed, confused, and dare I say it bamboozled. Something utterly inexplicable and simultaneously horrendous has happened. 

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AoD Exclusive Offer! The Hask Celebrates His Pending Lions Squad Selection With The Release Of His Hask Immersive™

Speaking exclusively to AoD from his favoured body-waxing venue, Hask said, “Fuck that smarts! Take a tip from me – don’t wax your todger!” At which point Hask slammed down the phone in agony, leaving it to us to celebrate … Continue reading

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The Secret Diary of James Haskell (IQ 25 ½). Date: March 14th, 2013

I’m finding it hard to get motivated this week. Obviously, we gave the French the biggest kicking since Agincourt three Saturdays back, but since then, I’m feeling less than chipper. Bloody Pasta munchers turned up to play, and that flaming … Continue reading

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The Secret Diary of James Haskell (IQ 25 1/2). February 22nd, 2013

Sometimes I just DOMINATE too hard. This was clearly the case in Dublin, where I thought I’d show some hitherto unsuspected co-ordination to go with my muscular glory. We were easily winning anyway, through the cunning tactic of “let Ireland … Continue reading

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The Secret Diary of James Haskell (IQ 25 1/2). 8th February 2013

Gazes into mirror I am gorgeous.

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The HASK’S Film club

As some of you may be aware, I have spent much of the last year bringing DOMINATION to other nations. I signed up for the Black Rams (only after I was assured that it had nothing to do with sheep … Continue reading

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Christmas with THE HASK

Greetings and salutations. It’s that time of year when everyone loosens up, relaxes and gets set to apply some DOMINATION to a massive feast. While you non-professional athletes may stuff your faces full of turkey and booze yourselves into a … Continue reading

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The Secret Diary of James Haskell (IQ 25 1/2). Date: 22nd June 2012

It’s been a long time since I’ve penned a few words of wisdom in my journal. To be honest, after the Rugby World Cup I was a bit trepiditious, as it appears that I made somewhat of an arse of … Continue reading

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The Secret Diary of James Haskell (IQ 25 1/2). Date: 10th October 2011

Devastated, absolutely gutted. We’ve been knocked out by the bloody French! Still, it could have been worse, because at least that’s saved us from having to play the Welsh, and I always feel bad about DOMINATING them, as they’ve got … Continue reading

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The Secret Diary of James Haskell (IQ 25 1/2). Date: 7th October 2011

I’ve been doing some thinking, and you know what? It may not be that bad a situation to have me on the bench. I’ve got plenty of time to work myself into the required state of emotional intensity. When the … Continue reading

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