Tag Archives: Satire

Make Lions With Violence, part 2: Tactics and shit.

Posted on May 31, 2013 by Dr Claw's Cat

Eh up Lads! It’s me, Shaun “Fucking” Edwards, Defensive Guru and all round hard man, and I’m back to share us wisdom before t’lions tour.

Posted in James' Unwanted Guests | Tagged DOMINATION, Lions, Rugby, Satire, Shaun Edwards | 898 Comments

Beards of War – Part 1

Posted on May 28, 2013 by dermott

Join resident BTL Multi-Moniker Maestro Crashball on his two-part fearless foray into facial fungus as a rugby fear-inducer Rugby; sport or war without the weapons? Most fans lean toward the latter.

Posted in James' Unwanted Guests, Miscellaneous Hask | Tagged Beards, Rugby, Satire, War | 537 Comments

THE SUNDAY Hask – Bumper Blessed Eva of Liege Day Edition – May 26th, 2013

Posted on May 26, 2013 by dermott

Inside this week’s Bumper Blessed Eva of Liege Day THE SUNDAY Hask Edition, your go-to Sabbath Red Top round-up of all things rugby, sometimes factual but more likely entirely invented in order to boost circulation: CRAP CHRISTENINGS SHATTER LIONS SQUAD … Continue reading →

Posted in Sunday Hask | Tagged Acronyms, Rugby, Satire, THE SUNDAY Hask | 502 Comments

PooperScooper Friday 24th May

Posted on May 23, 2013 by sagmog

As promised we are now providing the full match experience for those too lazy to go find out for themselves. Just two matches this Friday.

Posted in Matches | Tagged Rugby, Satire, Super 15 | 719 Comments

Overheard in Twickenham

Posted on May 22, 2013 by Dr Claw's Cat

Here at the HASK, we like to keep you informed of all activities related to Rugby, both on and off the pitch. At great personal risk, I’ve managed to sneak in and plant a number of high-tech listening devices in … Continue reading →

Posted in Miscellaneous Hask | Tagged How not to capitalise on something, Satire, the RFU, Whorish Marketing douchebags | 867 Comments

In Defence Of Jamie Heaslip: By Jay-Z

Posted on May 20, 2013 by sagmog

So, word among the canine-based rugby community is that there are people out there, calling themselves rugby fans, who don’t have a very high opinion of Jamie Heaslip. I mean, I’m sure you all know what you’re talking about, and … Continue reading →

Posted in James' Unwanted Guests | Tagged Ireland, Irish rugby, Jamie Heaslip, Jay-Z, Rugby, Satire | 796 Comments

THE SUNDAY Hask – Bumper Blessed Peter Wright Day Edition – May 19th, 2013

Posted on May 19, 2013 by dermott

Inside this week’s Bumper Blessed Peter Wright Day THE SUNDAY Hask Edition, your go-to Sabbath Red Top round-up of all things rugby, sometimes factual but more likely entirely invented in order to boost circulation: CALEDONIAN COACHING KEYSTONE-COPS CAPERS; STADE SUNK … Continue reading →

Posted in Sunday Hask | Tagged Rugby, Satire, SCotland, THE SUNDAY Hask | 670 Comments

PooperScooper Friday 17th May

Posted on May 16, 2013 by sagmog

As promised we are now providing the full match experience for those too lazy to go find out for themselves.

Posted in Matches | Tagged Rugby, Satire, Super 15 | 490 Comments

Not The Honey Badger Diaries (III)

Posted on May 15, 2013 by dermott

May 15th, 2013 Dear Raidy, Here I am, back with a thigh-slapper! See what I did? Mucked all the letters in Diary around again? There oughta be a law against me splitting so many people’s sides. Guilty, Your Worship, of … Continue reading →

Posted in James' Unwanted Guests, Lions 2013 | Tagged 2013 Lions, Queenslanders' inability to use a full stop at the end of a sentence, Rugby, Satire | 1,018 Comments

HASK and you shall receive: Porce-Cat speaks – meatbags, listen!

Posted on May 14, 2013 by dermott

It is I, Porce-Cat, a sweary porcelain cat, the one true Dog. Normally I am apathetic about the banal ramblings that comprise your nonsense interactions. I created your universe as somewhere to house rugby; humans merely so there was someone … Continue reading →

Posted in James' Unwanted Guests | Tagged Albert Einstein, Einstein, Porce-Cat, Porce-Cat the one true Dog, Rugby, Satire | 542 Comments