Tag Archives: the Rugby World Cup

The Secret Diary of James Haskell (IQ 25 1/2). Date: 10th October 2011

Posted on October 10, 2011 by Dr Claw's Cat

Devastated, absolutely gutted. We’ve been knocked out by the bloody French! Still, it could have been worse, because at least that’s saved us from having to play the Welsh, and I always feel bad about DOMINATING them, as they’ve got … Continue reading →

Posted in The Haskell Diaries | Tagged DOMINATION, England, Godzilla, James Haskell, Japn, Rugby, Satire, Sushi, the Rugby World Cup, Tokyo | 8 Comments

The Secret Diary of James Haskell (IQ 25 1/2). Date: 7th October 2011

Posted on October 7, 2011 by Dr Claw's Cat

I’ve been doing some thinking, and you know what? It may not be that bad a situation to have me on the bench. I’ve got plenty of time to work myself into the required state of emotional intensity. When the … Continue reading →

Posted in The Haskell Diaries | Tagged DOMINATION, James Haskell, Jonny Wilkinson, Martin Johnson, Rugby, Satire, the Rugby World Cup | 380 Comments

The Secret Diary of James Haskell (IQ 25 1/2). Date: 6th October

Posted on October 6, 2011 by Dr Claw's Cat

I’m heartbroken. That’s all there is to say. This is truly a black day in Dojo Haskell. The thing is, I’m not sure what I’ve done.

Posted in The Haskell Diaries | Tagged DOMINATION, France, James Haskell, Martin Johnson, Nick Easter, Rugby, Satire, the Rugby World Cup, World Class Banter | 1 Comment

The Secret Diary of James Haskell (IQ 25 1/2). Date: 5th October 2011

Posted on October 5, 2011 by Dr Claw's Cat

Well, the Quarter Finals are in front of us. I’m not much of a wagering man, but even I couldn’t call some of these match-ups.

Posted in The Haskell Diaries | Tagged BBC, Delon Armitage, DOMINATION, England, Interview, James Haskell, Jonny Wilkinson, Manu Tuilagi, Martin Johnson, Rugby, Satire, THE BIG BRAND, the Rugby World Cup | 4 Comments

Ask James: I’m having problems with the Ladies!

Posted on October 4, 2011 by Dr Claw's Cat

Well, it’s no secret that not only do I DOMINATE Rugby, Fashion and international diplomacy, but I’m also a ladies man of some renown. Why, only last week a minor interchange I had made the international press. I am, actually, … Continue reading →

Posted in Ask James: Solving life's problems. | Tagged Ask James, DOMINATION, Help with the ladies, James Haskell, Rugby, Satire, the Rugby World Cup, World Class Banter | 1 Comment

The Secret Diary of James Haskell (IQ 25 1/2). Date: 2nd October

Posted on October 3, 2011 by Dr Claw's Cat

Well, I’m right in the soup and no mistake. Some people just have no sense of humour whatsoever and totally fail to appreciate WORLD CLASS BANTER TM in action. What’s getting me, though, is that this is for something that … Continue reading →

Posted in The Haskell Diaries | Tagged DOMINATION, England, James Haskell, Satire, Sorry, Stupidity, the Rugby World Cup, World Class Banter | 3 Comments

The Secret Diary of James Haskell (IQ 25 1/2). Date: 30th September

Posted on September 30, 2011 by Dr Claw's Cat

The time for battle is nearly upon us. The swarthy band of unwashed miscreants from North of the Border are waiting for us, and I can tell you I can feel the DOMINATION lust rising in every fibre of my … Continue reading →

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The Secret Diary of James Haskell (IQ 25 1/2). Date: 29th September

Posted on September 29, 2011 by Dr Claw's Cat

It’s been an interesting 24 hours in the life of THE BIG BRAND. I’m settling into life down here rather well, as you can tell from the picture, and Dylan says that I fit right in, and would scare the … Continue reading →

Posted in The Haskell Diaries | Tagged DOMINATION, Dylan Hartley, James Haskell, Martin Johnson, Rugby, Satire, SCotland, sport, the Rugby World Cup | 2 Comments

The Secret Diary of James Haskell (IQ 25 1/2). Date: 28th September

Posted on September 28, 2011 by Dr Claw's Cat

Let me tell you, I’m damned excited for the weekend. In fact, I’m so excited that I’m positively frothing at the crotch. No joke, little James (not that there’s anything little about it, natch, although I did worry about some … Continue reading →

Posted in The Haskell Diaries | Tagged Dan Parks, DOMINATION, England, James Haskell, Jonny Wilkinson, Martin Johnson, MMA, Rugby, Satire, sport, Sweaty grappling, The Guardian, the Rugby World Cup, Ultimate Fighting | Comments Off

The Secret Diary of James Haskell (IQ 25 1/2). Date: 24th September

Posted on September 24, 2011 by Dr Claw's Cat

Not a lot to report today, really. We went out, and as expected utterly DOMINATED Romania. No sign of Dracula though, but I’d bought my New York Strip just in case.

Posted in The Haskell Diaries | Tagged DOMINATION, England, France, James Haskell, Martin Johnson, New Zealand, Rugby, Satire, sport, The Gun Show, the Rugby World Cup | 1 Comment