Tag Archives: World Class Banter

The Secret Diary of James Haskell (IQ 25 ½). Date: March 14th, 2013

I’m finding it hard to get motivated this week. Obviously, we gave the French the biggest kicking since Agincourt three Saturdays back, but since then, I’m feeling less than chipper. Bloody Pasta munchers turned up to play, and that flaming … Continue reading

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THE HASK v The Six Nations

I’m not one to shy away from confrontation. Seriously, people who say violence is the last resort are wrong. It’s the first fucking resort when you have GUNS like mine. However, I’ve seen the announcement of the new England Something-beginning-with-P … Continue reading

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Christmas with THE HASK

Greetings and salutations. It’s that time of year when everyone loosens up, relaxes and gets set to apply some DOMINATION to a massive feast. While you non-professional athletes may stuff your faces full of turkey and booze yourselves into a … Continue reading

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The Secret Diary of James Haskell (IQ 25 1/2). Date: 6th October

I’m heartbroken. That’s all there is to say. This is truly a black day in Dojo Haskell. The thing is, I’m not sure what I’ve done. 

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Ask James: I’m having problems with the Ladies!

Well, it’s no secret that not only do I DOMINATE Rugby, Fashion and international diplomacy, but I’m also a ladies man of some renown. Why, only last week a minor interchange I had made the international press. I am, actually, … Continue reading

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The Secret Diary of James Haskell (IQ 25 1/2). Date: 2nd October

Well, I’m right in the soup and no mistake. Some people just have no sense of humour whatsoever and totally fail to appreciate WORLD CLASS BANTER TM in action. What’s getting me, though, is that this is for something that … Continue reading

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