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http://www.artofdomination.info

We Are Experiencing Some Technical Difficulties – In The Meantime, Some Music.

Bandwidth issues causing unacceptable disruption to the flow of conversation.

In order to rectify this, we’ll have to take the main site offline later to configure additional servers.

In the meantime, please continue our ill-informed rugby debate below.

Cheers.

THE SUNDAY Hask – Bumper Thank You St Joseph* Edition – June 2nd, 2013

Your THE SUNDAY Hask is now available at our new home:

http://www.artofdomination.info/the-sunday-hask-bumper-thank-you-st-joseph-edition-june-2nd-2013/

Make Lions With Violence, part 2: Tactics and shit.

6. That’s how many of t’Aussie Fly Half’s teeth I want you to bring back.

Eh up Lads!

It’s me, Shaun “Fucking” Edwards, Defensive Guru and all round hard man, and I’m back to share us wisdom before t’lions tour.

Beards of War – Part 1

Join resident BTL Multi-Moniker Maestro Crashball on his two-part fearless foray into facial fungus as a rugby fear-inducer

Rugby; sport or war without the weapons? Most fans lean toward the latter.

THE SUNDAY Hask – Bumper Blessed Eva of Liege Day Edition – May 26th, 2013

Inside this week’s Bumper Blessed Eva of Liege Day THE SUNDAY Hask Edition, your go-to Sabbath Red Top round-up of all things rugby, sometimes factual but more likely entirely invented in order to boost circulation:

CRAP CHRISTENINGS SHATTER LIONS SQUAD SOLIDARITY; TOULOSE TOPPLED, WALLABY WATCHERS WAIL; COTTER’S LOVE OF LOSING MAKES HIM CALEDONIA CERT; AVIVA ALIVE WITH ACRONYMS IN SHOCK SURFEIT OF SYNTS; LADYBOYS LAUD IT OVER ULSTER

The rugby world wobbled on its axis this Blessed Eva of Liege – known to her contemporaries as BEL – Day when news leaked from the Lions camp of shocking divisions within the squad with accusations of a clique formed by players known by their acronyms.

Finals Day

It’s the All Irish affair, Ulster playing at home in Dublin. Hoping to catch Leinster with a bad case of jet-lag seems to be Ulster’s ploy here, making the Ladyboys travel to try and get their hands on another trophy.

Top 14 Semi-Finals 2013

This weekend is a viewing nightmare for the armchair rugby fanatic. We have two finals, two semi-finals and a full round of PooperScooper.

So, to help you plan, here’s what’s happening in Top 14 Semi-Final land.

PooperScooper Friday 24th May

As promised we are now providing the full match experience for those too lazy to go find out for themselves.

Just two matches this Friday.

Overheard in Twickenham

Sag took his job very seriously.

Here at the HASK, we like to keep you informed of all activities related to Rugby, both on and off the pitch.

At great personal risk, I’ve managed to sneak in and plant a number of high-tech listening devices in the marketing department at the RFU. You may remember them from such hits as “Let’s wear an all black kit in a tournament in New Zealand” and “Unfortunate promotional video before the 2011 Grand Slam Match”.

Straight from the horses arse mouth: